A LETTER from a mosquito
Dear human Being,
I am sorry to
address you in this manner, but I don’t know your name, I just sucked your
blood few days back(and you are still alive)that’s how I got your address..
Human Being is a
neutral word as I m not calling you…kasab or something else(as you have called me LUI in a commercial) which is much more
racist and ugly..
You human being
are not only racist but also casteist..you tried to divide our mosquito world
like yours..(ind vs pak just in case you
don’t know)…you differentiated us by saying ”tu dengue ka machhar hai….tu malaria ka hai…tu bhukar paida karta
hai…”….well we have been together since ages..and you should know that we
all are equally talented…but there are few who follow some father (of nation) and don’t hurt anyone…but
they also got pissed off with your nature and they are the one who started the
war…
Well to be honest
it is because of you guys we have developed so much…infact we are planning to
capture some foreign mosquito kingdoms….but for that we need your more support…
We request you to
please continue to take dump at different open places…(and if possible please avoid railway tracks we want to be loyal with
same area people…and we don’t like to travel in train) so that we can party
on regular basis without paying much infact nothing :P…
And we are sorry
to tell you that it is not your government we are the one who are shutting the
public toilet…so that you can easily pee in open places…
And waste food is
just like awesome…we even some time masturbate just by imagining big pile of
waste..well to get waste we literally do
nothing..we just wait…and result is a BIG PILE OF WASTE(..yummmmm…) ..it also helps us in developing our secret weapon…(we just tested it on an old man and he died…buzzzz..well
that’s our evil laugh)..
Thanks to you
human being we have almost become omni -
present(93.25%)….
Just in case if
this is not enough…we are the one who kissed aishwarya rai bachhan in ROBOT
move and she is still alive…we also made rajnikant look cooler in the same
movie…(we all personally love him
because he is the one who taught us how to suck blood)…
So please start
respecting us after all some of us have same blood…
Keep wasting
LUI
P.S – sorry for the death in some fraternity (old man) because of dengue..actually it was not dengue it was our
new chemical which is on test it is showing a positive result your man died
right!!!. (I guess it will get so khatmeel
price..thats our nobel price)…but there is a slight problem…the mosquito
why bit that old man has started speaking a different language altogether..if
possible please help..
