HAPPY FATHERS DAY oops FATHER’s DAY

Disclamair:- some incidents are based on personal life some are added just for fun…it is a different kind of humor..it is difficult to understand…I also didn’t got in the first time…so don’t be ashmed…

HAPPY FATHERS DAY oops FATHER’s DAY

I know it’s a bit late…but after all he is my dad so I have that liberty ..i can wish him anytime I want…

Well I don’t expect a thank you from him …for wishing him..and why should I ….infact I would like to thank him for everything he has done for me….!!! Like..

I would like to thank him for not wasting me in the bathroom…

I would like to thank him for beating me up each and every time…whenever I was wrong….

I would like to thank him for not signing my complaint page of my school calendar whenever I got one…or my report card …whenever I got less marks…

I would like to thank him for threatening me to send me to boarding school…for not studying well..

I would like to thank him to allow me to watch adult movies  late nite because he use to sleep very deeply…(snoring)

I would like to thank him for giving me so much hair….so that I can walk bravely in winter season….

Thankyou dad for teaching me how to watch NEWS (forcefully)instead of cartoons..

Thank you dad for forcing doctor to give me an injection instead of tablets…so that I don’t bunk the school on the next day….

Thank you dad for taking me to temples …instead of gardens…

Thank you dad for allowing me to sleep on your stomach….

Thank you dad for not teaching me but guiding me ..

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Well I cant write anymore…..

………. I might just cry!!!!!!...

P.S ...the person is not my dad and offcourse neither me...my dad dont wear shorts..!!!