THE DAY WHEN I WAS NOT DRUNK

THE DAY WHEN I WAS NOT DRUNK

I would like to start with a confession that I DON’T DRINK…so I know that title is a bit contradictory ..but the other title I thought of was THE DAY WHEN I WAS SOBER…for me this title was a bit sober..so I went ahead the other one…

So it was A WEDNESDAY kind of special day…..an office colleague’s birthday with whom I spent half of my day (unfortunately a guy) and it was also apna office party..because we won some awards so I had good enough reason to dress up (not really blue denim and white shirt always works)..and also half of the office guys were wearing the same clothes..so it was HAILA RAMESH HAILA SURESH …(just imagine half of office girls wearing same clothes..well it will just happen in your imagination)

So it was my better half’s birthday as people describe in office…so had to do something special..so HE turns out to be F1 fan…so we decided to order a customized cake with his favorite F1 car and his face on it….

Just to let you know he gifted himself a brand new golden phone worth rs 50,000 ONLY on his birthday…gifting yourself on your own birthday..is the best thing to do (it also shows how lonely you are)

So we did our entire day’s work and left for party…and before the birthday boy reached... party was already started..people were dancing and  clicking fotos with super boss(which also shows increment is near)

It was a completely rocking bollywood party..

So  I went to the bar counter and asked for a drink which was not available (don’t ask which) so I settled down on the drink which was available in bulk (again don’t ask which)

After some time I found out every body around me was drunk..performing nagin dance..banging heads and baatoing gyaan…I could literally see liquor coming out of their eyes..sweat…mouth…

Every one was looking so attractive and beautiful….liquor + bollywood music is the best possible high…

I was sitting in a corner of a sofa and staring at everyone….things were suddenly changed..everyone were looking friendly…I was feeling a bit dizzy..and dehydrated….might be because of heavy bollywood dancing…I was feeling like puking…again might be I was dancing after having food….

Suddenly I had six fingers  after a point happy realization happened…I was the only person who was drunk…I was the one who was banging head with everyone… I was the one who was doing the nagin dance..i was the one who was asking for liquor…but had to settle down with apple juice…

P.S - AND AFTER THAT DAY I NEVER WENT TO MY OFFICE!!!